I-- (A smile spreads across Randall's face.) Sulley: Hey, fellas! Scary monsters don't have plaque! (Boo smiles and gives a little nod. Don't you think I'm aware of the situation? (Claws' assistant slaps him across the face.). You like cars? He and Sulley run down the hallway. (The CDA agents discuss the situation. (Ms. Flint addresses a panel of pathetic looking recruits, seated behind her. I'll give you five minutes. You're ruining everything! Tell me you're joking. Mr. Waternoose: What was that? ), Mike: We who are living in Monstropolis! Sulley: Hey, that looks like Randall. Randall opens the door he's riding on and slithers into the room. Sulley: Come on, we gotta find another door! Roar! There's a door here. Ha, ha, ha! (Later in the living room, Sulley hangs upside-down from a beam, doing some "gravity" sit-ups.). Fungus: (flustered) Oh! Mike: but I was the ball see? And if I were handsome , Sulley: (v.o.) Another scream, this one louder than the first. I mean I no p-p-paperwork?! Sulley tries to get away, but Boo grabs his tail. (Randall gulps. My mom! Mary pulls covers over her head. He has an idea.). Come here, you! ), (Needleman tapes a yellow "X" across the door.). ), (As Boo squeals with laughter, the light above their door illuminates. Mike sees something that make his eye go wide. (Mike stands up, tosses the microphone in his mouth and swallows it. Hello? (Nothing but crickets. Sulley has become a gruesome, terrible monster. Sulley: Three days?! Sulley: Boo! Randall peeks out of Boo's room and emerges with the box. You got us. Mike continues his apology, obvious.). I would do anything to keep it from going under. You'll have the child, and the criminals responsible for this whole mess. with a million or two , Mike: (v.o.) (George is taken down. Mostly converted versions of the official transcripts; the rest have links to the source/transcriber. Randall enters, wheeling a cart of scream cans towards the door. Sulley: I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey. You have your own climate. ), (The same image of the restaurant becomes part of a news report, with the word, "KID-TASTROPHE!" Roz: (sternly) Wazowski! The boy turns away in fear, but a second look reveals it to be just a shirt sleeve. I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. Its ancient history is seen in the architecture. Sulley: (over-selling) Where did she go? Never go out in a blizzard. Randall: (o.s.) ), (Boo screams and braces herself in fear. Mike: Oh, I was just thinking about the first time I laid an eye on you, how pretty you looked. QUEEN: Now, Dot, be nice to your sister. (Randall is finally able to push his way through the mob. Mike grabs onto Sulley's tail, trying to slow him down.). Feel the burn! (Mike screams. Sulley turns, keeping Mary hidden behind his back. Oh, boy, how do I explain this? Mike: Uh, do I ever. He leaps forward one door, closing the gap. (yelling at Sulley) A STUPID KID!!! (The Scare Floor has now officially become The Laugh Floor. (Mike stares at Sulley as if he is insane.). We warm your home. ), (Randall uncamoflages in front of the door, and opens it. Hey, hey, hey! Randall: Okay, very funny. If we send her back, it's like it never happened. (In anguish, he buries his face in his hands.). He comes hurling down the stairs, panting. You see that clock? Needleman is shown wearing a red disposable glove over his head. The idea for Monsters, Inc. started with a lunch in 1994. ), (Boo gives Mike a big hug. Hey. Sleep tight, kiddo. ), (Later at the Monstropolis grocery store, Tony the Grosser arranges fruit on a stand with his many tentacles.). I'm off duty. Randall loads the box into a tricked out hollow scream cart, slams the lid closed and heads for the hallway. Or was that the wind? Sulley: (uncomfortable) Oh, hey, Celia Welia. Sulley just barely gets a hand-hold on the lip of the door.) He exits, leaving a trail of more slime. Yeti: Kids? Randall lands in the same French kid's room, then continues after Mike and Sulley. The door lands in the station. Employee Walla: Way to go, Randall! Mike's face is totally obscured by the bar code. About a month later, Disney rereleased the movie in theaters adding the new material to the credits. On the sides of the trucks is printed: CDA - CHILD DETECTION AGENCY. Randall's eyes narrow. Bile, horrified by the child, lets out an even more blood curling scream of his own. Sulley grabs Boo and sprints after Randall as he pushes his cart out into the hallway.). (Mike halts abruptly. ), (Sulley and Mike flee over to the window. A piano plays in the background as the curtains open. We see the toys on the shelf. Mike: That's it. A hanging stereo speaker lands on his head. Roz: Your stunned silence is very reassuring. ), (Waternoose hurries after the CDA agents). ), (Sulley screams, falling over backward. ), Waiters: ! What are we gonna do, march right out into public with that thing? You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk, and the vroom-vroom, and no walking involved? He picks her up and carries her deep inside the room. Mike: Who cares? Here's the pitch (Sulley prepares to toss Randall through the door.). Everything goes back to normal. Never! ), (Mike pulls Sulley through and shuts the door just moments before it smashes into tiny pieces on the floor, Randall jumps from door to door, holding Boo. Needleman: Hey! (Then, Sulley angrily closes the wooden door, and tries to prove that it's not "Boo"'s door.). Hopper laughs and Slim leaves, demanding that they stop the camera. Sulley: Oh! He turns around to find Mary in his bed.) AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! We warm your home. The curtain flies open. Sulley: (v.o.) (All doors are ejected and return to the vault.). The kid inside screams. Mike taps Boo lightly on the shoulder. First time in a month. Sulley: Go ahead. ), (The curtain flies open. Assistants, please report to your stations. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there. Sulley exits and checks his new scare totals on the jumbo-tron.). Mr. Waternoose walks up besides Jerry.). (Sulley reacts in horror as the eyestalk and trash moves through a meat grinder, smashing hammers chooping blades, and under a large roller. (Needleman and Smitty load the defunct door into the shredder. Sulley's standing in the middle of the Scare Floor. Is this one yours? Then the screen fades to black, then from black to reveal a boy's bedroom lit up. She pulls Sulley into her room and hands him various toys, each one with a new sense of excitement.). Monsters, Inc. | Disney Wiki | Fandom Flea smacks his face into the camera lens. (then he scans the bathroom) Okay, Sulley. (jumping up) Oh. He turns around, annoyed.) Mr. Waternoose: Say, I could use your help with something. (Sulley looks down at Mary who is wiggling and mumbling. Ready for decontamination. The closet door creaks open. Mike: Where'd it go? Waternoose stands in the doorway, holding Boo. Make way. The three ride off across the vault. Needleman & Smitty: Hey, Mr. Sullivan. I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. As the last two enter, they make room for). Smitty: (calling after) Go get 'em, Mr. Soloman! Fungus: I did a simple calculation factoring in the size of the sushi restaurant. (Sulley finds Boo, hiding in the shadows, crying. (Mike hurls his snowball towards Sulley, but instead, it smashes Randall's invisible face, exposing him to view. (As they walk off, a CDA agent scans the area with a child detector. Mike: Sulley! ), Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) One, two (The posing couple sees Boo pop up over the photographer's shoulder. Mike: BOO?! Contents 1 Disney 1.1 The Lion King 1.2 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure 1.3 Brother Bear 1.4 The Haunted Mansion 1.5 Underdog 1.6 Space Buddies 1.7 Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure 1.8 Oz the Great and Powerful 2 Pixar 2.1 Toy Story 2.2 A Bug's Life 2.3 Toy Story 2 2.4 Monsters, Inc. 2.5 The Incredibles 3 Bloopers of the Caribbean Oh, she touched me!! Randall: (struggling) Kid needs to take off a few pounds. It's okay, it's all right. But, if it was an inside job, I'd put my money on Waxford. Sulley lands with a thud. (Sulley, Mike and Boo climb onto Boo's door.). Charlie, Waxford and Frank: Nice job! ), (The floor is dark and empty as Sulley walks to Mike's desk.). Rex: Hey, how was that? I'm going to be doing some serious scaring, putting up some big numbers. The singing stops. Mike: No! I never should have trusted you with this. Don't! What else could go wrong? ), (As Mike explains, he sees the bag tossed aside, revealing Mary.). (Sulley strides off, scanning the room as he goes. Mike and Sulley panic. ), (Mike pulls his eyelid out and snaps it back on his eye. Tongue Monster Kid: (turning her head) Bye, Mike! ), (A sign on the wall reading "DAYS SINCE LAST ACCIDENT" flips from 47 to 0.). Outside the factory, The CDA agents shut Waternoose into the back of the van and drive away. ), (Mr. Waternoose shoves Mike and Sulley through the door. I haven't even mentioned all the free yak's milk (For the first time, Sulley turns, his eyes alive.). But it would be really great if it didn't do it again. (Pushes Needleman), (Screen flashes to Sulley and Mr. Ms. Flint: Uh-huh. Sulley: (to Randall) She's not scared of you anymore. Machine gun fire, explosions, etc. Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) They land on a platform. Mike: We're gonna get our lives back. (Tony tosses Mike and Sulley two pieces of fruit. Mike: Ha, ha, ha, ha. Sulley quietly walks out of the room, shutting the door behind him. It's "Sullivan", not "Soloman"! Oh, no! We-we'll talk. Mike: Oh, a scare demo. You know, only somebody with perfect comedic timing could produce this much energy in one shot. JackFrostandfriend's movie-spoof of "Monsters, Inc." Cast: James P. Sullivan ("Sulley") - Sky (Winx Club) Mike Wazowski - Hiro Hamada (Big Hero 6) Boo - Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck-it Ralph) Randall Boggs - Vector (Despicable Me) Mr. Henry J. Waternoose III - Mephisto (Lolirock) Celia Mae - GoGo Tomago (Big Hero 6) Celia: (o.s., over paging system) All scare floors are now active. Mike, Sulley and Boo hang onto the door as it moves. DISNEY PIXAR ANIMATED MOVIE BLOOPERS | Monsters Inc - YouTube They don't have anything I like here, so take care, Celia! Honest. She nods and crawls back. Sulley: I'm going to head home and work out some more. Red alert! Fine! Behind them a giant explosion envelopes the restaurant and was blown to smitherines. Mike: Oh! Flat-liningflat-lining Sulley: Uh, Mike, I think she's getting tired. Boo watches him sadly from her bed. Boo squeals happily as her door enters the Scare Floor on the conveyor belt above. The cave grows dark. ), (With a massive effort, Sulley wrenches the machine from its moorings and throws it towards Randall, Waternoose and Fungus. (calling after again) Sorry! Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like Mike: (sighs) Listen, I need a favor. Boo totters towards them, babbling. We will blend right in. Stay calm. Inside, Mary sings. That should make it even more humiliating when we break the record first. Laughter emanates from the kid's room, filing the tank. Fungus stands next to him.). Announcer: (v.o.) George: (to CDA agents) Hey, thanks, guys, that was a close one. Here we go. (Sulley smashes the light on top of the door. Right? (And a mighty roar it is. Mike: Okay, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scar-- Kid's asleep! OW!! (Mike puts the giant bowl -- his contact lens -- into his eye. Featuring the voices of John Goodman, Billy Crystal, Steve Buscemi, James Coburn, and Jennifer Tilly, the film was directed by Pete Docter in his directorial debut, and executive produced by John Lasseter and Andrew Stanton. Transformersprimefan: And action. In the living room, Mike is in deep thought.). Sulley grabs the gym bag and runs towards the exit. (A CDA agent stands in front of the apartment buildings. 217 of 220 found this interesting | Share this If I were a rich man , (Boo approaches Sulley. Mike: Schmoopsie-Poo, I really can't talk. Mike: Let me see it! Oh, he's a happy bear. Mike: You're not pinning this on me. Her hands (flippers) grab at her "lower region. (Mr. Waternoose and Sulley approach the coffee machine. (Mary runs carefree through the chaos in the restaurant, babbling. And who would we be scaring today? Nice, quiet Nepal. Boo climbs down from her bed. ), (The doors slams shut behind him. Help!!! hallway, a slug monster named Chalooby mops up a puddle of green slime. Randall is gone! The kid's awake! Don't worry. More CDA agents burst out of the truck and run toward the factory. ), (Nothing from Boo, who is not in the mood to laugh now.). ), (Sulley covers the picture as Mike approaches.). Mike follows, jumping onto the door behind him. Fungus collapses. COME ON! (gasps) 23-19!! I'm sorry we're stuck out here. We see silhouettes of a boy, his Mom, and Randall.). Mike: I think you mean "Ooklay in the ag-bay". [The bedroom light clicks off. Mike: Hey, is this thing on? Mike and Sulley are panic-stricken.). (Sulley looks at Boo and sighs. ), (Sulley holds Boo as he and Mike run down the hallway.). Mike: (annoyed) Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. Mike: Good! Sulley, Mike and Boo follow Boo's door down a long corridor.). (hisses). Sulley: We have to get Boo's door and find a station. Mike: Not you! Mike: It'll be their problem, not ours. (Fungus struggles and grows pale as the machine does its work. at Monsters, Incorporated. Wait. (Mr. Waternoose unlocks the can, and the sound of children's scream leak out. Sulley: Here! (Randall grabs Fungus' mouth, shutting him up. Sulley: No, her door was white, and it had flowers on it. Bob "Dentures" Peterson is handed a set of false teeth. As he runs, a line of toy duckies caught on his tail quack along after him. Although you can find the Monsters Inc. bloopers on Pixar's YouTube page (might only be the Company Play segment though.) Mike: Wait a minute? Oh! ), George: Oh, dear. ), (A blizzard rages. Through! Mike: Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for? What a coincidence, running into you here! A CDA agent presses a button. This has gone too far.). OhNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ), Mike: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Sulley: I'm sorry, Mike. Mike, Sulley and Ted cross.). I'm getting warmer, any second now! ), (Randall looks up, but Mike is gone. She giggles, then scampers off to hide behind another stalls. Come on, we'll have a latte. Too conspicuous. Sulley: She's home now! All we have to do is call her door down and send her home. (imitates boat horn, then, to Sulley) 'Cause I gotta tell ya, buddy, that face of hers, it just makes my heart go (As Mike turns back to Celia, he is surprised to instead see Roz.). (Sulley pulls Mike up into the door with him just as Randall emerges from Hawaii. ), (Because the door was lying sideways, Mike's fall changes trajectory as he enters a French kid's room. She waddles off down a hallway. GYAH!!!!! For a moment, all is quiet. In the lobby, various monster employees greet Mike and Sulley as they enter.). , (In the locker room, Mike opens his locker door and grabs a giant, clear bowl.). Roz closes her desk window as CDA agents run by.). Aah! I did. ), (Mike pushes the dilapidated door over the side of the platform. The 2012 3D re-release and 2013 DVD, Blu-Ray, and Blu-Ray 3D versions use the 2009 3D version of the Pixar logo. One of the eyeballs falls off Ted's face, and his assistant puts it back on. ), (Sulley tiptoes down the dark passageway, carrying Boo. Lead CDA Agent: This was recovered at the scene. Computer voice: (over P.A.) Boo cowers at the back of the room, afraid. As Randall walks away, the door rises, revealing Sulley hidden behind it. Mike: Right. Sulley: Hi, guys! The CDA agent in the middle doesn't break through the window, and he slides down the glass in pain. Mike: You're the boss, you're the boss, you're the big hairy boss. Randall's your monster. Suddenly, he spies a tentacle, emerging from the closet. Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved. Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Sulley: (singsong) Uncle Mike, try not to yell in front of her. Yes! (Mike opens his eye and spots Boo's door in a station.). He's after Boo. She grows self-conscious.). (Sulley bursts into the room holding Boo, and Mike follows.). Randall takes off angrily. It fits perfectly. They laugh. Mr. Waternoose: Good. CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight. TMA transcripts in slightly-more-readable format. Workers happily move giant scream cans tell each other jokes, juggle and enjoy themselves. Mike gasps as a blinding flash emerges from under the metal device. Mike tosses the microphone and runs to her. Mike: I was on TV! Get your hands off my Schmoopsie-Poo! (Mike swings the broom, Sulley lunges after it.). Please advise. (As Mike was amazed to see himself on TV, the phone rings, and Mike grabs the receiver.). He don't want it now. ), (Randall stops. Okay, rule number one out here: Alwaysno. Mike: Hey, you all right? Mr. Waternoose: Our city is counting on you to collect those children's screams. (Boo continues to wail. Fungus. Mike: There it is! It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. The Jumbo-tron now shows everyone's scare totals. A piece of paper slips off a nearby desk and flutters to the ground. Uh-oh. Aah! Roz: (sternly) Hello, Wazowski. Mike: Look, Sulley, you wanted her door, and there it is. Sulley, Mike and Boo burst out of a door, hanging thousands of feet in the air. Fungus: Aah! 2:23. Sulley barely dares to breathe. ), (A purple chameleon-like monster named Randall Boggs, uncamouflages and jumps out at Mike. Randall materializes. Those numbers are pretty sweet. Oh, sure no problem. She is the one! The loose eyestalk rests atop the garbage pile, making it look like Boo is in amongst the trash. Mike holds up a piece of paper.). Monsters, Inc. (2001)/Transcript | Eric Thompson Wiki | Fandom